Not the Mary Poppins I thought I'd be

It's only a couple of weeks into summer break and I've already run out of things to do, hiding from the heat and humidity in our Florida home. We've baked, done murals, played board games, finger painted with glow-in-the-dark paint (I'm not sure if you're supposed to do that), and visited the in-laws' pool every other day.

I'm considering getting a home waxing kit and letting the kids go for it on my legs. Like a science experiment. Everybody wins, right?