The Fattie Wants Prada

My gift to myself when I lose 20 pounds will be a pair of Prada pumps.

These, specifically:

I don't usually care about shoes or couture, but I loved the book (The Devil Wears Prada) AND the butchered-book movie (which I just saw in an actual THEATER), so now I crave both svelteness and Prada shoes. See how easily-influenced I am? Now if I were only easily self-disciplined.

Oh and this has nothing to do with anything, but a little while ago my son started shampooing me (out of revenge, really -- he hates to be shampooed) and my 5-year old daughter was near so I shouted out, "Hey! Your brother is dumping shampoo on my head! How much is he putting on there?" She looked at my scalp and replied, "56."

So...