Friday, September 23, 2005

Legacy

I've always believed: I'm not like him. I'm stronger and I'll go farther than he did in every direction imaginable.

But more and more I'm seeing the similarity. Some things are so ENGRAINED.

So now I'm wondering. And I'm worrying.

Am I just like him after all?

I'm not feeling so strong any more.

Saturday, September 17, 2005

I Went to Michigan.

I'll just say it. Michigan is one of those states that appeal to you if a) you're at least 2nd generation Polish, or b) you spent your childhood there, making fond memories, which in your adult years eclipse the boring reality of the Great Lakes State. Of course this entire observation is based on 6 days spent in a cabin (they called it a cottage, I call it a cabin) by a lake in a small town, so clearly I'm an expert. But honestly it was a lovely time, I just was expecting something magical based on the stories I'd heard over the years.

And speaking of stories, I'd *swear* that my Mother-in-Law, who arranged (and financed) the trip, told me there would be a washer/dryer at the cabin/cottage. But nope. The family legends also left out the bit about no air conditioning. Instead of snuggling under warm comforters and enjoying 45-degree nights wearing the long-sleeved jammies I packed for everyone, I bunked with my 2 children and 3 oscillating fans (it was "unseasonably hot").

There was also no dishwasher, but I'm not THAT much of a weenie--I can handwash a few dishes. The cool thing was geting to use the gas stove, an appliance I've been craving since the first time I watched Food Network. I love that kind of control: Turn it on and BAM! it's hot. Turn it up, it's fah-REAKING hot. Turn it off, it's hot no mo.

There are actually 2 cabins, both owned by my husband's family, across the quiet street from each other. His parents and various visiting relatives stayed in the shady house by the lake. We stayed in the cozy, brown house with 2 bedrooms and a loft. It was dusty and strewn with toys and misfit knick-knacks from the 70s, which was more than magical to my 4-year old girl.

The lake is enormous and surrounded by a gamut of homestyles--from crumbling shacks to sprawling mansions--but the shoreline is 20 feet of mud (an incessant child-magnet). I thought I'd enjoy wading around with the kids until my foot actually sunk into the mud and my husband shouted, "Keep an eye out for leeches. If you get any on your skin, I'll help get them off." Liesel doesn't do leeches. I retreated back to the dock with an Icehouse and an attitude.

But I do love fishing. I've been fishing in Florida almost every summer since I was little, and I'll happily bait my own rod with shrimp or frozen anything, but I play the girly card when it comes to... nightcrawlers. I mean, just the name alone... *shudder*

The tales of The Lake always ended with cooking up the day's catch, which is why we got up early on 9/11, our 6th wedding anniversary, and celebrated by taking Uncle Bob's brand new pontoon boat out for two hours of casting while MIL watched the kids. Every time I throw in the line, I think, "This is IT. This will be the fish of legends. They'll remember it for generations." (I actually think that.) And I'm uncharacteristically unphased when the line comes back empty.

I did catch a pathetic sunfish or two, but we had pizza instead of a famous fish fry for dinner. Honestly, I could have stayed on the boat all day just adjusting bobbers ("Maybe we're fishing too shallow...") and handing my empty hook over to the hubby for fresh wormage ("Jaaaaaaaaay! Bait me!") and then casting again and again for the giant bottomfeeders. On the other hand, perhaps fishing only appeals to you if spent your childhood there, making fond memories, which in your adult years eclipse the boring reality...

Wednesday, September 07, 2005

The Box

I built this THING. It took me 2 weeks and it weighs 3 tons but it's finally finished. What the heck is it, you ask? Here we go.

*cue banjo music*

Back when we were kids, my dad built my older brother a "G.I. Joe Headquarters" for all of his G.I. Joe dolls--excuse me, action figures--and cars, equipment, etc. It was painted dark green with a beige camoflauge pattern which looked as though shortly after starting Dad realized what a pain it is to hand-paint camoflauge and settled for just a few very large beige blotches. I remember that it was sturdy and hinged with a latch on the front so that you could close it up, and it had a fireman's pole thru one of the floors. It was way cool, and no one else had one like it.

So for my son's 2nd birthday I did my typical impulsive, planless trip to Home Depot and bought wood, hardware, and paint and got started on a Buzz Lightyear Headquarters.

I chose plywood, because it was already cut in 2'x'2' pieces. I love power tools, but I'm scared of the circular saw. I used one in a dopey core art class in college, and I admit that mitre boxes are a truly snazzy invention, but let's be honest--that swirling blade can do some serious damage in the blink of an eye. And I blink a lot. So I let the schmoes at Home Depot cut 5 of the boards in half for the sides and shelf.

In retrospect, I probably should have shelled out the cash for some quality lumber because aside from it's ridiculous weight and blemishes that needed wood filler and primer (ha HA! A chick who knows about wood filler and primer!) the super-thick plywood I used needed sanding. More sanding than my arms were willing to provide. I borrowed a 25-year old electric sander, which was only slightly smaller than Ohio, but I guess it retired a few years back because it wouldn't start up.

After hours of hand-sanding it was smooth as a cat's tongue which was good enough, dang it. The goal, after all, was no splinters--it didn't need to be silk. I then thought I would paint it with metallic silver spray paint. I should have realized after the primer episode that spray cans are about the worst medium for painting anything other than a ghetto wall, but I tried it anyway and although it was a huge failure, my lungs are now all sparkly.

I used the 2nd can to paint two wooden parrot ladders I picked up at PetSmart. Pretty clever, hah?

Anyway, it's done and it could hold up against a cat 3 hurricane. My son received about 5 various action figure kits that will reside in the HQ, but I'm not convinced that he wasn't more thrilled with the cardboard boxes that the figures came in...

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Virgin Blog

I've blown it already.

The original idea behind this blog--and btw, I intended to do this ages ago as an online journal but never got around to it and this blog-in-a-box thing is just so handy--was so that I could annonymously vent my frustrations as a sort of self-therapy, pointing fingers and cursing the people and situations that daily hinder my ability to be SuperWoman.

But I registered it with my own name in the title. And linked it to my own site. Might as well add my SSN and shoesize and send an email blast to my mom and all her friends.

I'm such an idiot.